“I would eat his heart in the marketplace” is legit the most savage line I have ever heard, I’d like to personally thank Shakespeare for putting into words that feeling of rage and protectiveness women get when some fuckboy hurts another woman
Okay first off, I will always reblog this post, but secondly, I went to Shakespeare in the Park tonight to see this and all the women cheered *so loudly* when Beatrice said this line, and the guy in front of me looked around all shocked and a little scared and said “… oh wow” and it was ICONIQUE
The funniest part of this line is that it was considered hugely improper to eat ANYTHING in the marketplace so she’s not only saying she’d fuck him up but that she’d do it in a way that goes against social niceties.
some asshat just said “If you can’t fabricate your own one liners while spellcasting then you have no buisness being a Bard.”
fuck off. it’s great for the Immersive Experience if you can, but if someone doesn’t need to be able to lift a greataxe to play a fighter, they don’t need fuck all to play a bard.
Literally any spell caster can say witty one liners when casting a spell if they want to.
Hey fam I love the ✨aesthetique💜✨ as much as y’all but PSA: if your witch post is written in some color other than black, I’m not reading it. My brain just doesn’t register it. I’m sure that other people have encountered similar problems with reading the damn posts, but things just don’t connect right. If you want to reach more people, stick to black ink.
Also they can trigger migraines!
I’ve seen some posts highlight keywords in a different color and that’s perfectly fine but it starts to go overboard when paragraphs/huge chunks of text are in bright colors. It’s just not good.
Okay I’m not a witch account but this has also made it to the tarot side of tumblr and yeah it is very hard to read when the text is super small on top of being a vibrant color with additional highlight.
i had the best human interaction of all time last night. i was sitting at a bar eating an appetizer and this guy comes up to order a drink and stares at my food and comments how good it looks. when i am drunk i use the word bitch like it is a comma, i plug it into any space in a sentence possible. so naturally the first thing i say to this stranger is, “go ahead and take one, bitch.”
he looks SO shocked and taken aback and goes “what did you just say? how do you know my name?” so i sit there for a moment trying to figure out what the fuck he is talking about, and then go, “…. bitch?” and he looks so relieved and tells me his name is mitch.
i cannot stop thinking about this. oh my god. imagine going into a bar and someone you know for a fact youve never met approaches you and says “go ahead and take one, mitch.” im cracking the fuck up. he looked like he thought this was the fucking truman show
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