renniequeer:

Sometimes celebrating your faith is getting together with your fellows and participating in a big public ritual.

Sometimes celebrating your faith is a quiet moment of looking up at the sky and knowing that if nothing else, the moon and the sun are going to continue their cycle until so far into the future that it’s not a concern.

webheadstan:

curds-and-wheyface:

I think a fundamental part of online friendships that people ‘outside’ fail to understand is how comforting it is to have friends right there in your pocket who will keep you company in good times and bad, listen to your rants, let you vent, be supportive whilst offering outsider perspective…

  • Need to be alone but need support too? Pocket friends.
  • Something awful just happened and there’s nobody around for you to tell? Pocket friends.
  • Need to let your feelings out but don’t want people to see you ugly-cry? Pocket friends.

Keep being amazing, pocket friends. You couldn’t possibly imagine how important you are.

@jarvis-ismy-copilot

the1timelady:

jayjaysingh:

daveandjadeotp:

jetgreguar:

i’ve been comprimised 

i laughed for about 349583492547252 years

I’ve waited 2 years for this post to hit my dash again. Totes worth it

It get better this guy, he wanted to work for the police but they didnt want him because he was to “unfit” now he spends his freetime trolling and running from the police. he is by now a pretty famous comedian and just to show you

thats him dressed up as sonic and blocking real trafic photograph machines and stuff

thats him spraying a guy who smokes in a zone where its forbiden with a fire extungisher

blocking the street with a DIY railway

blind man driving

AND as a snail on a speedway

writing-prompt-s:

txbiio:

writing-prompt-s:

You are a clumsy but sweet person living in a time where robots are commonplace and do most manual tasks for humans. They can’t speak, but every time you bump into one you profusely apologize. You also always say thank you and treat them kindly, despite being inanimate. One morning, you wake up and peek out your window to see chaos and destruction- and your house and front yard are in pristine shape.

I watch the onslaught from the parted blinds of my window. The flames dance amongst the dead, an endless game of chase to those unlucky enough to still be alive. Cars and houses have been abandoned, already destroyed and burned to a black char. Dread grips me as the stench of death and burnt flesh reaches my nostrils, a sickening, gut-wrenching feeling that only the victims of the world’s deepest horrors could ever understand. With whatever strength I have, I look back at my own robot, sat atop my coffee table seemingly oblivious to the merciless slaughter outside. My mouth opens, and for the first time in what felt like hours, I speak.

“This is so sad, Alexa play despacito.”

beautiful.

thornyflesh:

CROWCORE

  • similar to goblincore but more goth
  • shiny stuff, wearing black, birds
  • vulture culture (crow culture???) if youre into that kind of thing, if not thats chill
  • stealing ur friends food (not mandatory but encouraged)
  • you could steal food from people who are not your friends but do so at your own risk

you must be

  • an absolute bastard
  • smart but also a dumbass (true dumbasses also welcome)
  • vengeful as hell
  • you obviously gotta like crows to be crowcore like how are you even goth if you dont like those funky little birds