Author: nosoulnoproblems

newtgeiszler:

unless you’re planning on starting and completing a socialist revolution by november 6th there is absolutely no reason to abstain from voting. it is not a blood pact. you are not beholden to democrats when you vote for them over abstaining. there IS a lesser of two evils and it’s not inaction. every republican voted in kavanaugh and only one democrat did. statistically we are literally safer with democrats in office.

and no, i’m not planning on relinquishing communist ideals in deference to dems. i just don’t think as black and white as “anything short of a communist revolution is useless.” roe v wade is in jeopardy and women WILL die if it gets overturned. leftists sitting on their asses are about as useful as the thoughts and prayers of school shootings

luna-and-mars:

Executive dysfunction gothic

– You have to shower. You cannot shower. You are standing right in front of the shower. You want to shower. You cannot shower.

– The meeting begins. “Did everyone see the email?” There is a chorus of nodding heads. You nod, too. You think you may possibly have checked an email account before, on one single occasion, at some unknown time, probably in a past life.

– You are hungry. You have been hungry for three days now. The hunger has not spontaneously resolved itself. How inconvenient, you think. How rude.

– You depend on your planner/calendar. You loathe your planner/calendar. You can’t function without it. You live in constant fear of it. It’s an unhealthy relationship. You think you both should start seeing other people.

– There is a pile on your floor. It is a treasure trove, the Room of Requirement. It has everything. You look for something specific. It has nothing. There was never any pile.

– There’s been a change of plans, they say. You don’t understand. They repeat: “there’s been a change of plans.” You don’t understand. The mere suggestion causes a buzzing in your head that drowns out everything else. You don’t understand.

– You’re in class and you don’t understand the lecture. You look back at your past notes. You look at a calendar. You have not been to class in two weeks. You have no memory of this supposed time. Where did it go? Why did it leave?

– “Organizational tips for success: Keep a planner! Write it down! Stick to a schedule! Make a list!” You are torn between deranged laughter and ugly crying. You choose both.

dai characters as john mulaney quotes

lavellanlesbians:

Inquisitor: I’m feeling sort of existentially insane, but I’m trying to hold it together.

Cassandra: I’m so horny and angry all the time and I have no outlet for it.

Leliana: Stop snitchin’, motherfucker.

Josephine: When I walk down the street, I need everybody, all day long, to like me so much. It’s exhausting.

Cullen: I used to smoke crack.

Varric: The more you do stuff, the better you get with dealing how you still fail at it a lot of the time.

Solas: If it’s one of those “true or false” questions you should be able to add a third option, which is, “who’s to say?”

Vivienne: You have the moral backbone of a chocolate eclair.

Dorian: Then, for a backstory, I will pepper in the fact that I am gay.

Sera: STREET SMARTS

Cole: Things don’t exist until they exist.

Blackwall: And then I said, “No,” you know, like a liar.

Iron Bull: I took it, drank all of it, and said, “It’s perfume.”

Krem: Oh, well, thank you for asking. Well, you know how I’m full of rage?

Lace Harding: I’m very small and I have no money, so you can imagine the kind of stress I’m under.

Hawke: I’ll keep all my emotions right here, and then one day I’ll die.