lifeisawalnut:

queersamus:

lifeisawalnut:

Over the course of my life, I have stolen 12 traffic cones and named them all

Conerad

Connie

Conester

See-oh-Any

LaughyTraffy

Jeff

The Big C

The Little C

Stripes

Tiger

Leaf (this one was green and I was drunk)

Coney Island

Connan O’Brian

a family doesn’t have to be a mom a dad and two kids, sometimes it’s a gay and his 12 traffic cone children