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Lee you are definitely a fae/cryptid

No, I am a hu^man?

I _have ^KEYS! Which is ^something that humans have.

^{we have been through this!} 

Fae steal keys all the time.

No, those are humans. 

Because humans have ^keys!

That is how they I go from one room to the next room. 

And I would ^know this because I am definitely a human being. 

It is _sus^picious that you don’t know this yourself, _frankly. 

Ok, but are they YOUR keys? As in, keys that you purchased and/or were given with consent?

^{They are in my possession, yes.} 

Given that I have iron doors with iron thresholds, did I accidentally fae-proof my house?

Is that the same a child-proofing? Or is it proofing like bread dough? 

The possession of keys is not proof of humanity. I also have keys.