gaytolkien:

the sons of feanor as things my brother has said to me-

maedhros: these scars aren’t that bad i just look like a battle-worn soldier and that’s cool

maglor: shut up or i’ll knock you out with this guitar

celegorm: dirt and tree bark can go in the edible category if you’re not a fucking coward

caranthir: could i qualify to be finwe 3.0?

curufin: he’s just jealous because i look good with earrings and a choker & he doesn’t

amrod: if I finish med school does that mean i get a free supply of blood

amras: listen. the fact that i majorly fucked up coming here is nobody’s concern. i do what i want.