autistic-usagi:

one-for-all-plus-ultra:

summer-rose-isms:

firebluevixen:

bloodnikki:

ryuraven:

asianartiste:

scottsafail:

raikkappa23:

heiroflight413:

aegisaglow:

fjord-thinker:

gnollgirl:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

soft-arthropod:

yet-another-mistake:

dateanenbysuggest:

“were you born a boy or a girl”

bold of you to assume I was born at all

I personally was created in a lab

Just straight up spawned

the notes….the notes…..majestic abomination…you people, your merry destructive mayhem…this unholy mattress fire…….for fucks sake read the notes

I was retconned into existence to fix a plot hole four years ago.

Phased in through a weak spot in the barrier between this plane of existence and my own.

I’ve died more times than I was born, so it canceled out.

I just crawled out of a hole! Just now 🙂

I’m just a sentient piece of shit living in a sewer

I just finished being 3D printed

i was a lizard until the spell was broken by a beautiful princess

I came here riding a dragon, but since everyone thinks dragons are fake, only I remain. Rest in peace, my friend.

I was a rose bush but got tired of being in one place for long and being by myself. So, I learned how to talk and move. It’s nice being able to go inside during the winter.

((I was a fox that wanted to be human. The fox goddess took pity on me and granted my wish.))

((I was summoned. Lost all memory of hell though.))

i was just chillin when suddenly existence started and its been a shit show ever since

I fell out of a tree like an apple