gayvampiretown:

Jacob and Emmett BFFs pt 3

-they release a rap album on SoundCloud

-it’s not very popular as a whole but a single song featuring Jasper on the banjo titled “Yeehaw and Yippie Ki Yay Bitch” goes viral

-it’s actually a banger and one night while they’re out they hear it in a club and they lose their minds

-they start blasting it in the house constantly because “it’s art you guys” and Edward stays in a hotel for a month until they agree to stop

-it’s actually gets so popular at a local club that Emmett and Jacob are invited to be guest bartenders for the night

-Jacob is actually pretty good but Emmett has never made a drink in his life so he’s just going off whether or not the color is pretty. He gets too creative and adds dish soap.

-They call it the Banjo Beatdrop and it becomes the new eating tidepods-like trend