gays: are there any LGBT characters in this video game?
hetties: why does it fucking MATTER? stop trying to make it REALISTIC. this is a VIDEO GAME, not REAL LIFE. Fags don’t exist in fantasy worlds!! god I wish I could kill you
POCs: man I hope there is more representation in this movie remake
Shitty white people: THAT CHARACTER COULD NEVER BE (insert non-white race here) ITS TOTALLY UNREALISTIC AND YOU MUST ADHERE TO THE ORIGINAL ENTIRELY. Where’s scarlet Johansson? Wasn’t she available?