wodneswynn:

wyldwoodfaye:

wodneswynn:

star-divination:

haiku-robot:

wonderfulworldofmichaelford:

curiooftheheart:

wonderfulworldofmichaelford:

curiooftheheart:

wonderfulworldofmichaelford:

curiooftheheart:

matt-the-blind-cinnamon-roll:

slapandticklelol:

“This poem doesn’t rhyme.”

Dude about to make haikus:

“Oh you haven’t heard?”

fuck you

The first line is six syllables.

THIS

POEM

DOES-N’T

RHYME

That’s 5 syllables

Poem is two syllables. Po-em.

Poem is ONE syllable, who the fuck uses two syllables to say poem?

What the fuck are you on about? Literally just say it out loud. Po-em. One syllable would be like Pome.

“Pome” IS how you say it you neanderthal. Who the fuck says PO-EM?

“pome” is how you
say it you neanderthal who
the fuck says po-em

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^Haiku^{^bot^9. I detect haikus with 5-7-5 format. Sometimes I make mistakes.}

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We have come full circle.

I say “po-em” but I also pronounce “doesn’t” as a single syllable. Language is fucked enough without bringing all this math into it.

How the hell do you pronounce “doesn’t” with only one syllable??? Does it sound like “doeszzt”, or what???

Something like “duznt,” with a single unbroken consonant cluster at the end, like you’re speaking Polish or something.  I have no idea why I always say it like that, but it be like that sometimes.