crypticgf:

type a: i love to bake & cook! i’ll make lemon squares sometimes and on weekends i like to whip up a frittata! being in the kitchen and creating something makes me feel good!

type b: i don’t know Shit about any thing cooking related. does this apron go up my ass? it does now. how did this baking soda get in my belly button. one time my parents found me sobbing on the kitchen floor at 4 am with my ass stuck in a cake tin.