actualmermaid:

“Into the Storm”: prefers “screams and runs away from spiders” Morgoth to “dark fuck prince” Morgoth

“Nightfall”: FËANOR DID NOTHING WRONG

“The Curse of Fëanor”: tags Fëanorian-related posts with “my sons,” “murder babies,” “trash children,” “problematic faves,” etc

“Blood Tears”: out to prove the canonicity of Russingon using textual citations and critical theory

“Mirror Mirror”: got really upset when Legolas said Orcrist was forged by his kin in The Desolation of Smaug

“Noldor (Dead Winter Reigns)”: has already incorporated the lyrics of this song into a fanfic with every archive warning tagged

“Time Stands Still (At The Iron Hill)”: will turn civil discussions of HoME and fandom meta into actual fistfights

“Thorn”: MAEGLIN DID NOTHING WRONG

“The Eldar”: will do everything as dramatically as you possibly can, ideally in full cosplay

“When Sorrow Sang”: probably had a Tolkien-themed wedding, or at least a Pinterest board with Tolkien-themed wedding ideas

“A Dark Passage”: MORGOTH DID NOTHING WRONG