Often I’ll make a post about how cursing the very heavens in futility and challenging my god to a fight is how we pray in my religion, and my religion is Heathenry and the god in question is Odin, but it’ll get picked up by Jewish or Muslim Tumblr with a bunch of tags about how relatable the sentiment is. And I just really love this interfaith solidarity we’ve got goin on here.
Reblog if you love your gods so much that you just want to hit them.
Me: *doing some divination and calling on the gods* Mighty gods, hear my plea, help me to foresee which way my path lies and how I might avoid disaster.
Divination: *points out Some aspect of my personal life that I’m sensitive about bc I know I need to make a change but don’t wanna*
Me @ the Gods: SQUARE the FUCK up, BITCH! I will fuckn FIGHT every SINGLE last one of y’all!
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