uglyloki:

sir that’s my emotional support bastard

princess-laya:

driad:

nyx5:

i prefer guys who make small dick jokes about themselves over guys who make big dick jokes about themselves

I got a medium dick

It can talk to ghosts

I nearly spat out my tea

hayley566:

coolcatgroup:

Me waking up around 2 in the afternoon: “Ok I really should get up for the day”

*10 minutes later*

Sleepy bitch disease

dateaboysuggestions:

Date a boy who says “yeet” all the time

mathprofessorquotes:

“Uhh…whatever, I’m bad at math.”

— High school geometry teacher

higgzorz:

m86:

higgzorz:

the walking dad

where’s he going

hardware store