and a huge back yard with tons of gardens and a foresty bit

erinnightwalker:

somanythingsandthesehalftrue:

wetwareproblem:

kuttithevangu:

vampireapologist:

My friends and I often discuss what we’d do if we suddenly became disgusting rich, and the usual stuff is that we’d use our money to fix some human rights issues we’ve been following and to help our loved ones etc. and then generally live a modest life but in a nice house so

I’ve started making my friends also choose one ridiculous thing they’d want to have if they were like absolutely bonkers rich. One of those rich people things that would be reported about in tabloids and it would be so superfluous it would nauseate the masses.

Personally I’d have someone wash my hair and choose my outfit every morning. I truly think the height of luxury is having someone to do ur hair and makeup. My friend would have an owlery.

What would your nauseatingly rich indulgence be

Large flock of disgustingly pampered rare-breed sheep AND a gothic-style tower that’s a library inside and contains every obscure, expensive academic book about Jewish magic. The sheep live in a field around the library so you have to be their friend in order to get inside. Also I own a cat

My fantasy already includes an off-grid visibly and proudly kinky polyamorous anarchoqueer commune.

HOW MUCH MORE TABLOID BAIT DO YOU WANT?

I wanna live in a jungle gym penthouse full of plants

Massive off grid house. MASSIVE. With a home theater with the reclining seats. Because I got people I care about, and I could have them all in one place instead of spread out ekeing all over.

MAAAAAAASSIVE GARDENS/GROUNDS. With space to build tiny houses for my people if the big house does not please. Also a forest preserve, because I could save it.

A modest fleet of rv/tiny houses, all fully off grid and sustainable, for travel and/or full time living by my people. Also, yearly trips around the world.

A barrow mound and faux graveyard. I would be buried there upon death. In life, CAVE SYSTEM.

I’m not sure if this is degenerate enough though, since the percentage of my people that I would be banging is very low. Mostly I just want to make a home and share it.