valar apologist

sweetboybucky:

arimabat:

rockofages-pointbreak:

fangirltofangod:

dont-trust-a-doe:

rhythmic-idealist:

sun-pop:

bi-thor:

peter parker, expressing his affection as any teen would: thor i would die for you 🙂

thor, gripping his shoulders with the intensity of ten thousand burning suns: i would never let that happen

peter parker, later that week: i would die for you loki

loki, looking him dead in the eye: you will.

drax: [really bad joke]

peter parker: mr. drax? I would die for you

drax, with a pause spent determining that peter is probably joking and then a hearty guffaw: but my muscles and fighting power is several times your own! your death would be meaningless!

peter parker, in the middle of battle with no regard for his own safety: i would die for you

t’challa, who has lived with shuri long enough to know exactly what answer peter is looking for: then perish

Peter parker, jumping in front of steve: i would die for you mr. rodgers

Steven Grant Rodgers, a known idiot, somersaulting over peter: not if i die for you first 

Peter Parker, one night over dinner: I would die for you aunt may 

Aunt May, a worried mess and 100% done with this shit: not if you’re grounded for life you won’t

Peter Parker, out of the blue: I would die for you

Bucky, tired: oh not this again

It got so, so much better.

ceekari:

knitchick1979:

dynamicsymmetry:

kaijuno:

People always gloss over how mentally damaging it can be to work in retail. I fucking hate that whenever I say “I could never work in retail again” someone has to reply “You snowflake millennials can’t take a starter job because you have to INTERACT with other people” No. Fuck you. I’ve worked as a planetarium host. I’ve worked as a public speaker. I’ve worked as a tutor and as a student teacher. I can work with people. I can work with crowds. Retail was fucking different. Retail was being treated as a subhuman. Retail was being treated so poorly that you have anxiety attacks before work. Having to work retail was a factor in my last suicide attempt. If I hear you say one fucking word about retail workers playing the victim I will personally break every bone in your body. Fuck You.

The holidays are coming up. Retail workers are going to be spiraling into a nightmare beyond human comprehension. If you’ve worked retail, you know this. If you haven’t, be aware of it. Please be kind to every retail worker you come across. Please be patient and understanding. It is misery out there.

I don’t know why people have to treat retail workers so poorly. They’re human, LIKE YOU. Their boss is WORSE than yours (my retail bosses were terrible, my current boss is amazing). They don’t want to be there on the holiday but they have to because YOU insist on shopping. So dig deep, find those manners you were taught in kindergarten, and say please & thank you.

And if I am in the store and I see you being crappy to a retail worker I WILL CALL YOU OUT AND SHAME YOU. I’m so SICK of how our society seems to have forgotten basic decency and manners. It’s not hard to be polite.

Even more importantly than polite, be PATIENT. You’re the one choosing to shop at the busiest times of year, and before you get all “well they should have more people on the registers!” stop and think for a damn minute. Do you honestly believe the cashier ringing you out is responsible for the schedule? They aren’t.

Cashiers have no say in the schedule or who does and doesn’t show up. They have no say in how much stock gets ordered or how fast it sells out. They have no say in the stores policies. It is not the cashier’s fault. Don’t take it out on them.

reguess1997:

showerthoughtsofficial:

In pop culture, slackers are portrayed as playing guitar, but learning to play any instrument requires a lot of commitment and attention, the opposite of what a slacker stands for.

*psst* It’s the fact that capitalism doesn’t value artistic ability if it can’t turn a profit. Capitalism sees all the amateur buskers and starving artists and assumes that, since they’re barely getting by, they must not be putting in enough effort.

zennistrad:

ink-quill-coffee:

buggerygrips:

honestly, out of all the games that might have patch notes reading “fixed a Geneva convention violation”, Stardew Valley was not one I expected.

Lol?!?

This far from the first game to do so. This specific Geneva Conventions violation is so common in video games the Red Cross itself has had to tell the industry to knock it off.

My favorite part of it all is that it makes “Neopets violated the Geneva Conventions in the early 2000s” a completely true sentence.