Not to offer advice nobody asked for but fixing ur sleep schedule is life changing
Things that actually work if u try at them:
- Drinking water
- No longer making self deprecating jokes
- Making sure to take time out of the day to relax and take a breather
- Lighting candles
- Counting ur breaths in and out if ur having a panic attack
- Getting up and trying to do one thing even if u can’t do everything maybe brushing ur teeth but not having the energy to shower
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why does no one ever like. mention the weird part of all of our childhoods where we thought we were too cool for the shows we grew up with like i Know that wasnt just an isolated thing like everyone used to make fun of dora the explorer and barney especially i remember everyone used to sing to the tune of barney “i hate you, you hate me, lets strap barney to a tree, with a great big bomb and stick it through his head, 3-2-1 barneys dead” like….. that was so fucked,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, why was that a thing……
we used to sing “i hate you, you hate me, let’s all go and kill barney, with a baseball and a two by four, no more purple dinosaur”
there were probably hundreds of variations ive heard so many thts fcked
How did it even happen, there was no internet for us to get our grubby little paws on, no memes making fun of children’s shows, it was just a bunch of small telepathically linked children hating a purple dinosaur in unison ???
Over here in Malaysia and Singapore I’ve heard (and learned to sing) “I hate you, you hate me, let’s all go and kill Barney. With a great big gun, Barney’s on the floor. No more stupid dinosaur.”
It just creeps me out that kids from other countries do the same thing. Where the hell did we learn this from??
Anyone else here know of the Joy to the World version? Went some something like “Joy to the world, Barney is dead. We barbecued his head. Don’t worry about the body, we flushed it down the potty. And round and round it goes (x3).“ Like seriously, what the hell did this purple dinosaur do to make us all so violent
did anyone else go to killbarney dot com as a kid and play that bad ms paint lookin game where you could choose a variety of wounds/holes to decorate his body with or did I imagine that
how fucking lit is this
Chick-fil-a doesn’t deserve this
it 100% does
^^^
I’m so goddamn mad that oil companies have known climate change is real for decades and did everything to stop people from acting on it. I want to burn their offices down. I want to throw their CEOs into a fucking pit. The world is being destroyed because some filthy rich fucks saw the end coming and figured making money off it was better than saving it. That’s pure evil, plain and simple.
Exxon knew about climate change almost 40 years ago and took steps to suppress the evidence
This isn’t a conspiracy theory, this is a documented historical fact, and people’s heads should literally be rolling for it.
reblog this and tag with your zodiac sign and your favorite alcoholic drink
iconic
Still relevant
Stupid white people
really simple…..
only white ppl with “dreads” cant wash their hair
Truly memorable
White folks really out here ignorant but love spreading false knowledge.
yeah i have a double major in gay and stupid
will auspost ever deliver on time?
and by the magic of complaining, it has arrived
will auspost ever deliver on time?



