bloodbybella:

dumbassvampjuice:

Edward seeing people get flu shots and not die: wow fuck me i guess

Edward seeing anti vaxxers: wow fuck me I guess

star-of-wormwood:

loveandchibis:

As a woman, I gotta say, nerds and “nice guys” create the most awkward situations.

Ive been given a diamond bracelet by someone who I only knew by their D&D name.

Another guy gave me a birth stone necklace after I’d just had a break up and just couldn’t understand why I needed time

Ive come home from a late night of studying to find a guy sitting beside my apartment door at 11pm. He’d “been waiting for hours” and “just wanted to see me.” (I don’t have to tell you how scary it is to see a grown man in an empty hallway when you are all by yourself.)

Ive had a guy send me 1000+ text messages…which started as a conversation about cartoons, turned into a love confession, then turned into him calling me a bitch

Not to mention the ones with jungle fever whose wet dream is not only a “nerd girl” but an “exotic nerd girl.” (“exotic” is just a cute word for fetishizing women of color)

And ALL of these men were self proclaimed “nice guys.” But what they don’t understand is that what they consider “nice” is usually creepy. You are a grown ass man. Waiting outside for hours is horrifying to women. Giving gifts and expecting sex in return is not a “nice” thing to do. I just wish “nice guys” would realize that the things they think are chivalrous and romantic are straight up horrifying and sociopathic. They think their loner status deserves some kind of sympathy and I should be greatful for the attention. But if they saw things from the female perspective they’d realize that that kind of behavior is literally stalking and bribery

me who try to overwhelm you with expensive gifts right off the bat are showing a classic warning sign of future abusive behavior

lindsaychrist:

doing a math question on a multiple choice test and getting an answer that isnt even listed as one of the choices

evilqueens:

when a deadline is looming but the stress still isn’t enough to motivate you into doing something:

jajachaik:

Me when I first joined Tumblr: Oh, I already reblogged this. That’s too bad.

Me now: I reblogged this every day for the last three weeks and I’mma do it again. I don’t give a fuck.

libertypical:

glumshoe:

The “excuse me, I’m passing behind you” touch men give you when they read you as male:

The “excuse me, I’m passing behind you” touch men give you when they read you as female:

The “excuse me, I’m passing behind you” touch your friends give you:

The “excuse me, I’m passing behind you” touch I give people regardless of gender

tranz2d:

1. acquire big bucks
2. make an original and charming rpg with a good story
3. secretly add 5 billion layers of twisted mindfuckery
4. wait like a week and watch as the internet scream in agony
5. what have you done
6. acquire bigger bucks
7. contemplate for 3 years
8. roleplay as your edgy oc on twitter (added suspense)
9. publish secret spooky surprise game disguised as malware
10. turns out it’s actually malware but no one cares
11. what have you done x5 bass boosted