Just heard someone on the radio say “if you’re having trouble sleeping, just join the military, they teach you how to sleep anywhere” and it really has similar vibes to that post that’s like “just get pregnant and you’ll see who your real friends are”
“If you’re curious about an afterlife, die”
Author: nosoulnoproblems
I made Gary (my gecko) a tiny Tallis and yarmulke for Rosh Hashanah and he wished u all happy new year
I’M VERY PROUD OF HIM PLEASE TELL HIM I LOVE HIM
aww he should hang out with my dog
THIS IS THE BEST POSSIBLE RESPONSE TELL UR DOG THEYRE A GOOD BOY
I’ll totally tell him! he is totally the best, here are two more photos from that joyous occasion. happy new year to you and gary!!
Broke: animals wearing Halloween costumes
Woke: animals wearing traditional Jewish clothing
whats the difference between outlaws and inlaws
outlaws are wanted
come on reblog this my grandma told me this joke and was convinced she was going to be famous on tumblr for it
every time my mom and grandma get into an argument my grandma says “excuse me pamela i am famous on the tumbler”
when u dont like ur art take a deep breath and remember u created it from nothing, like a god
Does this apply to writing too?
Yes. Writing is an art and this totally applies
Anybody else get this??
(Template made by @banozac )
Bonus:
HERE are instructions for how to make a phone call to ask your senators not to vote Brett Kavanaugh into the Supreme Court, which may happen Saturday.
Please call tomorrow!!
i’m losing my mind at the video of that pro choice protester roundhouse kicking that pro life girl trying to be a nusance i have watched it 285 times now
you’re right i’m so sorry
did humans invent math or did we discover it
does math even exist
i already regret making this post bc smart people keep messaging me trying to explain math and it’s making me nauseous
valar apologist 