one-million-cats:

red-plains-rider:

weedmum:

stygianzinogre:

crimson–peach:

weedmum:

When you work at Lush and customer comes in and bites the soap because they think it’s cheese

this happens way more frequently than you think, i assure you

Well if you frickers stopped literally presenting soap as deli food maybe it wouldnt happen?

who goes into a bath store and thinks something covered in glitter is cheese

@fancyphobic

who goes to the store and just takes a bite from the cheese

bekkathyst:

BEKKATHYST AUTUMN 2018 GIVEAWAY

~This giveaway is in no way affiliated with Tumblr.~

Please read thoroughly before entering!

Hello lovely Tumblr folk! It’s that time again- I have a giveaway for you all. We have had a very difficult last couple of months with a lot of ups and downs. We are hoping that the giveaway will help us attract some new attention to the shop, while also giving a lucky person an awesome crystal package! 

All these items came from my shop.

What you get:

  • $50 credit that can be applied to anything in my shop.
  • golden sheen obsidian decotrative dagger
  • selenite rough wand 
  • amethyst kitty and agate and amethyst kitty face 
  • obsidina merkaba
  • rough clear quartz 
  • fluorite wand and points
  • assorted pebbles
  • amethyst point 
  • angel aura quartz points 
  • rough black tourmaline
  • rough calcite 
  • amethyst pyramid 
  • tumbled stones
  • AND MORE!
  • This has a retail value of $325 in addition to the $50 shop credit!

Rules:

  1. You must be 16 or older. (If under 18 you MUST have parent’s permission)
  2. You don’t have to live in the US to join!
  3. You must be following me, so you can get updates if anything about the giveaway changes.
  4. Please check out my shop and if you’re interested, you can sign up for my email newsletter here. (Totally not necessary or required, it’s just an option!)
  5. DO NOT tag this post as giveaway. That will risk the notes getting messed up, and this will be ruined for everyone.
  6. Reblog this post to enter. Likes count, too. No giveaway or spam blogs. If you reblog on a side blog, let me know in the tags what the name of your blog is that you’re following me with.
  7. Please don’t spam people with reblogs- limit 2 reblogs per blog per day.  
  8. Each entry will be assigned a number and the winner will be chosen by a random number generator.
  9. The giveaway ends Saturday, November 3rd at 6 pm Pacific time.
  10. The winner will be messaged and must respond with their full name and address within 24 hours, or a new winner will be chosen.
  11. Please respect me and my rules, and have fun!

thegrumppuccino:

cvltcryptid:

garbage-empress:

remember this whenever politicians start advertising themselves as “tough on crime” or start talking about a crime wave all of a sudden.

I know I don’t have a ton of followers, but just a reminder that there are currently prisoners striking in America over forced labor in the prison system, which is basically a firm of legal slavery.

You can personally thank Marco Rubio for the laws allowing this; he drafted some of the first private prison legislature in FL which was then used as the base contract for other states with GEO group and CCA. (The two major for profit prison groups. I’m pretty sure one of them got taken out by a lawsuit but I forget which.)

Basically if their quota falls below 90% capacity, they legally sue the state for not providing them with a “product.” Which is, usually, lower income Americans of color.

Also, the Supreme Court decided in Bevins v. Six Unnamed Agents of FBI, that American citizens do NOT have the right to sue private prisons for violations of the 1st amendment.

The country is fucked and it’s the fault of greedy politicians.