when your creators forget to give you a way to leave your own fucking house
Sounds like Sims…
He is capable of astral projection why would he ever leave? He can possess a Tibetan sherpa if he wants to feel the wind in his hair again – or feel his hair.
Yeah,but sometimes you just wanna get out and stretch your legs, you know?
Emmett and Jacob REALLY lean into the supernatural on their YouTube channel. Like Jacob will knock Emmett off a huge cliff and he’ll be like “don’t worry, he’s immortal. He’ll be fine.”
And no one can figure out how the hell Jacob can break his limbs so often but then show up in the next video without a cast. He’s NEVER wearing a cast. Did Emmett actually punch that bear or is Jasper just a really good editor? How the hell did they actually put that minvan on top of that six story building, and how are they alive after they drove it off? Someone finds an old picture of a major in the confederate army also named Jasper and he looks A LOT like the Ruff Bois camera man? There are so many conspiracy theories.
Movie Aragorn: Oh gosh, oh jeez, oh man, I’ve got this whole big destiny I’m supposed to do but I dunno if I’m worthy of it and this is gnawing at me constantly.
Book Aragorn, smoking pipeweed hella loud while the Sindarin cover of ‘I Just Can’t Wait to be King’ plays in the background: Hey baby, my name’s Elessar and, uh, you’ve probably heard of me, I’m kind of a big deal.
“that’s just the way the world works” it literally doesn’t have to be but okay
if anyone ever tells you “humans are just selfish / life is cruel / that’s just how the world is, get over it” be critical of them bc there’s a 75% chance they’re just using that as an excuse for their own shitty behavior so that they don’t have to put an effort into being better, kinder people
look at the two of them. dressed to the nines. silks from france and cotton from egypt. chanel on them both. they’re at a party neither of them was invited to, but so damn good looking that no one in their right mind would turn them away at the door. the woman – titties free under that dress, scoping out women in salacious flapper dresses in gloves created from 100,000 insects’ life work. the man – smoking a cigarette he took out from the mouth of one of the millionaires at the party, saying nothing but giving him a slow smile and a wink. the flower in his lapel is fake. dying plants in your clothing is such a hideous fashion. the both of them haven’t spoken to anyone there, though everyone has tried. they stand on the stairs staring at the heterosexual proles gathered below them together, and the two of them wonder if those fools realize that they’re outclassed, that in every way, they’ve been outdone. they leave early with a bottle of champagne in each fist, and no one stops them.
valar apologist 