Me irl

dont risk the skeltal curse!

Me to my 3 year old: now sweetheart I know Chase the police pup from the paw patrol seems nice but he is what we call a class traitor.

“When you’re in your bee suit and you feel sweat running down your back, that’s fine. If you feel sweat running up your back, that’s a bee”

lumpyspacewarrior:

william-snekspeare:

-Some beekeeping advice my mom gave me today

I thought “bee suit” meant like a bee costume until I read the word beekeeping

custardqueen:

librabutch:

yeah touched starved is essentially a legal way to say horny but sometimes a motherfucker just needs a hug

Is it………illegal to say horny?

henstomper:

henstomper:

henstomper:

i am literally so tired of drag

im so tired of cis people talking about it. im so tired of being associated with drag. im tired of people hesitating to call me “she” without even missing a beat to do the same for a drag queen. im so sick of what drag has become

nowadays drag is something primarily for cis people (and, more and more, cishet people) to enjoy. the runaway popularity of ru paul’s drag race, a show hosted by someone who thinks the only difference between a trans woman and a drag queen is “a few thousand and a good surgeon” and has a recurring segment that treats clocking as a funny joke really shows that cis people dont give a fuck about the artistry that goes into drag or how it began as a way for people to express themselves outside established gender norms, they just want to gawk at parodies of trans women and pretend it makes them woke.

yugyyeoms:

being my friend means getting 4 messages in the span of 3 minutes about 4 different things

esoanem:

thereallieutenantcommanderdata:

esoanem:

somecunttookmyurl:

archaeology conspiracies make me laugh so fucking much because like… none of us can agree on ANYTHING have you ever been in a room with more than 2 of us do you REALLY think anyone could get us to cover something up en masse like are you aware of the amount of coordination that would take that we as a field 100% do not possess

Likewise linguistic conspiracy theories. You think linguists can agree enough to successfully cover up the fact that the name Carthage actually derives from the (modern) Turkish phrase for “I am Turk” with the Turk bit anagramatised for no goddamn reason?

At least that’s not as wild as Every Language Was Invented By Monks As A Secret Cipher For Basque

[language] is actually a Semitic language because its speakers are one of the lost tribes of Israel

yells-at-cats:

apersnicketylemon:

theoutli3r:

callboy-calpal:

cheerlaughandfangirl:

What the actual fuck is this? LEAVE THE BOY ALONE AND LET HIM BE A KID!

People need to stop perpetuating the idea that he’s having the wrong reaction to this situation just because he’s a young boy and the ADULT is a woman. He’s still a kid and he clearly feels uncomfortable, so why can’t people accept that instead of telling the “proper” reaction a boy his age “should” be having.

trash

Quite frankly he is having precisely the reaction everyone should be having to a twenty-seven year old hitting on a fourteen year old.

child: *deflects the advances of a pedophile*

some fucking trungus on twitter: whats wrong with him lol