when i grow up i want to be a library goblin. i get paid to wander the shelves and be discovered curled up and reading in unlikely places, perhaps hissing if i am interrupted in the middle of a good part. why would a library pay for this service you ask? because it will add to the ambiance next question
I’ve done this at home for my whole life, never thought about the employment opportunity.
i encourage you to do so! the library goblin career path is rewarding and open to anyone!