glumshoe:

Human: “Prepare to meet your maker, freak.”

Robot: “No thank you, I’ll pass. I’ve met him before – the experience was underwhelming. He’s honestly a bit of a creep. I asked him why he made me capable of feeling physical pain, and you know what he said?”

Human: “Uh… I meant ‘meet your maker’ as in ‘I’m going to kill you’.”

Robot: “Oh. I see. Well, no thank you.“

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