kvotheunkvothe:

mashamorevna:

cara-colomba:

Self care is drizzling half a gallon of honey down your throat and spontaneously transporting yourself to the Seelie Court where you proceed to dance in a mushroom circle for the next 300 years

that’s called diabetic ketoacidosis and you’re probably in a coma

don’t listen to them, they’re just afraid you’ll find where they keep stashing hozier