toby fox’s guide to becoming successful in the game industry

tranz2d:

1. acquire big bucks
2. make an original and charming rpg with a good story
3. secretly add 5 billion layers of twisted mindfuckery
4. wait like a week and watch as the internet scream in agony
5. what have you done
6. acquire bigger bucks
7. contemplate for 3 years
8. roleplay as your edgy oc on twitter (added suspense)
9. publish secret spooky surprise game disguised as malware
10. turns out it’s actually malware but no one cares
11. what have you done x5 bass boosted