So the feds caught that guy who was mailing nail bombs to Democrats. To nobody’s surprise, dude is an old white MAGA chud. Who woulda thought.
Our prediction is that, pretty soon, outlets like InfoWars and other right-populist media are gonna “”“uncover”“” some “”“proof”“” that this guy is some kinda secret liberal somehow, and Trump et al will start toasting marshmallows over that smoldering Reichstag
Here’s your boy’s panel van. These aren’t collages of individual stickers, they’re custom-printed vinyl sheets. I *think* he *might* be, uh, emotionally invested.
Local news channels here in Jacksonville have been covering this on Facebook. All the Trumpflakes all over our fair state are calling it fake. It’s fun to read. Their biggest claim is that it’s obviously fake because the stickers are too fresh.
Even better, in its coverage Fox news is censoring the stickers
“The stickers are too new for this to be real.” Dude’s only been politically relevant for two years. Do you think Trumpsters are time travelers or something?
Ben Shapiro is trying to do damage control in a typical fashion of these fucks:
So, all of that “““proof”“““ has been surfacing all day, and some of the right-opportunist rags’ more fun and zany claims include:
1. The stickers on the van are brand new, they’re not even covered in dirt 2.
He only attacked Democrats; any Republican would have been smart enough
to throw in a few conservative targets to throw off the trail 3.
He was a lifelong registered Democrat, they have a screenshot that says
so, but minutes after he was arrested, the Democrats hacked into the
voter registration and changed his records to falsely say he’s been
registered as a Republican since he was 18
He’s not white he’s Native American.
All of the coverage I’ve heard said he has a weird obsession with claiming Seminole heritage but everyone who knows him says he’s making it up for attention and Seminole leaders have even chimed in to say they have no record of the dude on their books.
Falsely claiming Native American heritage is the whitest thing you can do