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Yes Jacob and Emmett have a successful YouTube channel but have we considered

Jasper, the camera man, having his own more popular channel. It’s just behind the scenes clips. All the times they’ve been kicked out of water parks. The awkward car rides as Jacob holds his various broken limbs. Emmett smashing an entire cake onto Jacob’s face while he’s sleeping and Jacob screaming “YOU BETTER NOT PUT THIS ON THE FUCKING INTERNET”

There’s a five part series where Jasper interviews everyone and says “how has the friendship between Jacob and Emmett affected you personally?”

Seth cries. Edward just says “somehow, they give me headaches.” Leah breaks the camera.

Sometimes there are just videos of Jasper and Alice quietly sitting on the balcony enjoying the sunset. You can hear screaming coming from inside the house.