bella-deserved-better:

drag0n-qu33n:

My proposition for a Twilight rewrite

• Set in college rather than high school
• Bella is a punk
• Edward is a goth from a family of drama goths
• Jacob is also a punk probably
• Bella Edward and Jacob are in a poly triad together because FUCK love triangles
• The baby never exists. Didn’t happen
• All that werewolf shit is done better
• No sparkling.
• Regular vampire teeth
• Uh…
• Profit

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