My proposition for a Twilight rewrite
- Set in college rather than high school
- Bella is a punk
- Edward is a goth from a family of drama goths
- Jacob is also a punk probably
- Bella Edward and Jacob are in a poly triad together because FUCK love triangles
- The baby never exists. Didn’t happen
- All that werewolf shit is done better
- No sparkling.
- Regular vampire teeth
- Uh…
- Profit
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