sunset-quartz:

stupidfusicn:

singer-snowflake:

awkwardbluelollipop:

oreganoplant:

clam-kid:

scotchmoth:

zeathegreenbean:

just-a-squid:

jellyfish-rights:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

Stop 👏 telling 👏 vampires 👏 to 👏 smile!!!

Our fangs are none of your business unless they’re in your neck!

Stop 👏 Telling 👏 Sirens 👏 To 👏 Sing!!!

Our songs are not something to fool around with so save yourself the time and possible pain and just stop.

Stop👏telling👏werewolves👏to👏howl!!!

Our howls are only used for communicating and we don’t want to inconvenience our pack members!

Stop 👏 telling 👏 ghosts 👏 to 👏 say 👏 boo

It’s a rude stereotype. We don’t like that shit.

Stop 👏 telling 👏 witches 👏 to 👏 cackle!!!

We don’t laugh like that! Our laugh is no different to yours, and making rude jokes about it really hurts our feelings!

Stop👏asking👏to👏take👏a👏picture👏of👏cryptids

We’re not very photogenic and would prefer people see us in person

Stop👏trying👏to👏sell👏us👏demons👏your👏soul

We have standards

Stop 👏assuming👏zombies👏eat👏brains

They’re not super good or easy to obtain

Stop 

👏 asking 

👏 dragons 

👏 for 

👏 rides

We aren’t your taxi and the extra weight can cause problems in how we move and fly.

Deep in my subconscient I knew you were gonna do it..

Stop👏asking

👏Satyrs

👏to

👏play

👏a

👏song

👏for

👏you

Sure, we enjoy playing music and it’s nice to hear that people enjoy it too, but these pipes are magic, and so are the songs we play. We don’t want anyone getting hurt!