fratboy-of-orome:

Maedhros: son of a – did you put glitter in the laundry detergent?

Fingon: oh yeah! I’m experimenting with some new entrepeneurial ideas. That one’s called Sparkle Suds. Dress Loud.

Maedhros: would you please stop putting glitter in everything? This morning there was glitter in the butter!

Fingon: Disco Dairy. Spread The Party!