HEEEEEEY y’all remember in 2015 when they started putting up structures for the president to send messages to everybody’s phone, and it was never rolled out because we all agreed it was a terrible idea? Well guess what’s back, babey!
I mean, if I wanted to get woken up in the middle of the night by a madman retweeting conspiracy theories from the toilet, I woulda just accepted my uncle’s friend request on facebook, but I *guess* it’ll be cool to find out in real time which things are FAKE NEWS and/or SAD
This is Hell. We are in Hell. God is dead, God remains dead, and we have killed Him.
Under the Warning, Alert, and Response Network (WARN) Act of 2006, cellphone users cannot opt out of the presidential alerts
….. its going to be like that time in class where you do pencil or book drops. at that time, everyones phones will go off at the same time. all over the country
valar apologist 