feanope:

J.R.R. Tolkien: puts a ton of time into creating a complex set of social rules and expectations for his world, including laws about sex and reproduction

Me: -looks at Laws And Customs Of The Eldar-

Me: -walks to the window-

Me, whispering softly: Forgive me professor for I have sinned

Me: -throws Laws And Customs Of The Eldar out the window