I’m going to propose to Tony Abbott to gay-marry me and no one can stop me
Surprise motherfucker
I got a gay looking ring and sent it off to him with a letter!
The letter reads:
Dear Tony
Abbott,
The law has
finally changed and allowed two people to marry, regardless of their gender. It’s
with this beautiful revelation that I can now ask you sincerely that I wish to
be Gay™-Married to you. And, like all serious proposals,
I have procured a ring to show the sincerity. See how it shines with all the
colours of the Gay™-Rainbow? That’s because it’s Gay.
Just like how our marriage will be once you say yes.
I wish to
hear back from you ASAP. On the reverse is a drawing of us both at our soon to
be Gay™-Wedding.
If he says yes please send us as many onions as possible as a wedding gift.
valar apologist 