Rejected LNP slogans:

theauspolchronicles:

• Don’t ask what your government can do for you, if you’re poor, because fuck you.
• Coal is our God
• We’ll be the last government you ever elect (because we’re going to kill the planet)
• Profits over people
• Helping protect the great barrier (against refugees from entering this country)
• *an image of a pixellated jpeg that hasn’t quite loaded right due to poor internet connection*