I’m at a lowkey Fallout-themed bar. It’s not subtle. The tables are labeled things like “STRENGTH” and “PERCEPTION” and it’s decorated like a 1950’s shelter.
Nice. 7/10, needs more molerat steak.
There’s no lightswitch in the bathroom.
How is this low key
I feel like a high-key Fallout bar would have more than just decor and 50′s music. I want to be forced to violently defend myself from an animatronic radroach the size of a dog that jumps out of the toilet. I should have to pick a lock to get to the toilet paper and soap. Eating food should irradiate me. Getting my check should require passing a charisma check.
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