My brother, yesterday; “Hey take a pic of the Mississippi and text it to me.”
Me; “…okay. Why?”
Bro; “Because the people down here (Albuquerque) keep going on about the dinky little streams they call the Rio Grande and won’t believe me that the Mississippi by us is a mile across.”
Me; “…I thought the Rio Grande was a big river?”
Bro; “Look it up.”
Me; (quick googles Rio Grande by Albuquerque)
It;
Me; “HA ok I’m on it.”
Me, dropping by the boat ramp today;
THATS a proper river, New Mexico.
The dim blue land waaaaaay on the other side past the little island is Illinois, by the way.
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