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ravensluna:

polyglotplatypus:

please listen to this poor man losing his shit as he reads an article blaming millenials for killing the mayonnaise industry that was written by a babyboomer upset people don’t want to eat her bland salads anymore

I read the article and boy there are some more real nuggets of wisdom in it (watch the video tho I didn’t include that one):

IDENTITY CONDIMENTS

MAYO IS THE TAYLOR SWIFT OF CONDIMENTS

MAYONNAISE IS THE AMERICAN DREAM

M A Y O P H O B I A

YOUNG PEOPLE DONT LIKE MAYO AND THAT MEANS THEYRE INTOLERANT

I’ve always thought of mayonnaise as a texture used to hold more interesting flavours together, no more no less.