since bruce is functionally immortal ALL lab safety rules are thrown out the window. goggles? gloves? closed toed shoes? nope. catch bruce in the lab working with dangerous chemicals in nothing but sweatpants

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in 2023 the powers that be decide to Finally Update That Mandatory 70s Lab Safety Video so they go to the Famous Scientists to film Exciting(!!!) Special Guest Appearances!!!

They find Bruce in the lab running on days without sleep, wearing nothing but week-old sweatpants, gloves (to prevent contamination!!), and those Crocs Sandals, just as he accidentally grabs a volatile chemical mixture that’s RIGHT NEXT TO his stale iced coffee, takes a sip, sighs heavily and goes “Damnit, Tony, we need to measure this out again.”

and then stares the reps dead in the face and says (Ron Swanson Voice:) “Leave.”