shitty Tolkien merch idea: “get thee gone from my gate, thou jail-crow of mandos” on a welcome mat
what do you mean “shitty”
do u know how fast i would buy this. look at me. look me in the eye. i’d sell three kidneys for this doormat; two of my own, and someone else’s. i would burn rome to the ground for this doormat.
wesley coming in with that fucken MOOD
*gets down on one knee* let’s start an etsy together
you don’t know how fuckin down i am for this wesley. you don’t know. lets do it. hmu
Comes in three handy sizes, is perfect for telling off unwelcome Dark Lords (or just ordinary visitors), and can be used inside or outside! £39.99 for an 18X24 inch mat, £49.99 for a bigger 24×36 inch, and £97.99 for the stonkin’ huge 36×60 inch. Shipping is included in the price.
My husband: But we can’t put that at the front door.
Me : Why not?
Him : Well, I don’t know what it says to the delivery people?
Me: If any of the delivery people are jail-crows of Mandos, we don’t want what they are delivering.
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