hallowedhuntress:

*Cullens arguing about the past tense of yeet*

Edward: English regularly adds -ed to the end of words to denote the past tense so it’s obviously “yeeted”

Emmett: No it’s “yote”

Edward: Why? Are you saying it’s like “smite/smote”? Well, I hate to break it to you but the present form is yEEt not yITE.

Emmett: Hey Carlisle, you’ve been speaking English the longest so what do you think?

Carlisle: *rubs chin in deep thought*

Carlisle: Have you considered “yaught”?