Freshwater aquarium keepers: “It’s a real pain in the ass keeping pH and algae levels manageable. I’ve got to do a lot of water-testing to make sure chemicals are stable and there’s no ammonia buildup. I’ve lost a few fish to poor nutrient cycling.”
Saltwater aquarium keepers: “Oh, same. Also some kind of larval xenomorph came in on a coral and picked off my fish and everyone in my apartment complex over the course of three days. I am now in hiding in Iowa. I think it’s tracking me.”
Is this a reference to Insaniquarium that I just read with mine own two eyes in the year of our lord 2018? Because if not and it’s a freak accident this is still the plot of Insaniquarium.
I have never heard of Insaniquarium but like, this is is true and almost without hyperbole.
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