if hobbits invented golf then who invented football in the tolkien universe
i wanna say humans bc then when finrod finds them he sees them going full Ape Shitt over some people kicking a ball around and is ???¿¿¿?????¿¿¿¿?¿¿? all while smiling and pretending he understands what the fuck is going on
humans: this is football it is a game we play for fun
humans: leave the field bleeding and often with broken bones
finrod: sounds like a health hazard but i respect ur culture
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