analyzing elf emojis

arofili:

because this needed to happen.

i used the “medium” skin tone but they come in a variety of skin tones from “yellow” to “white people” to various shades of brown

okay so this is just celeborn and galadriel. down to the fancy shmancy crowns and blond blond hair. hmmm. these are decent. don’t like the skimpy outfit on the lady elf. 7/10

i like this. they are friendly elves!! i wanna be friends with these guys!!! also great clothes, they have style. they’re probably sindar elves, the dude reminds me vaguely of thingol. and there’s no weird gender binary shit going on here, the only difference is shirt color (both in shades of blue!!) and hairstyle which is very similar and up to personal preference tbh. 10/10

friendly smiles…. horrifying eyes. this looks kind of like elrond and arwen, if they were trying to steal your soul. but they get bonus points for no gender fuckery other than clothing, which still. i’d wear both of those shirts. in combination with the ears, the noses remind me of monkeys a little bit. 9/10

again galadriel and celeborn, but weirder. those eyes….that smile… makes me shiver. also WHY does the dude elf have such huge shoulders??? and the lady elf is so tiny??? come on have you seen cate blanchett??? 5/10

these are some tiny boys. look like some noldor elves. not a huge fan of the “pretty” version of the lady elf… also her shoulders are bare?? why?? nice crowns tho. 6/10

why is the guy elf’s smile so weird. why is his nose up higher. he looks like he’s looking up. also @ emoji makers BEING A LADY DOESN”T MEAN MORE REVEALING CLOTHING !!! But tbh this one’s clothing isn’t that bad, again i’d wear both those shirts. good hairstyles. 8/10

this is just Creepy Legolas. Those eyes…………………….. but very little gender differences. 9/10

very friendly folks!!! i want to hear these guys stories!!! very good!! awesome clothes!! slight differences between gender but only slight and no clothes fuckery!! 10/10

in conclusion: all of you owe tolkien money

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