Me, dragging my ass to my 4th straight 50-60 hour workweek; why the hell did I agree to all this overtime.
Medical bills; 🙂
Me; Right. Fuck. Must Survive Capitalism.
6 AM is not a time that should exist.
And people who are perky and chipper at such a time and telling me “oh, but the sunrise is so beautiful, how can you NOT love getting up early” are just, the worst.
You embody so many moods.
If I get through today without murdering anyone, running them through an industrial wood chipper and dumping their mulched remains into the Mississippi for the 90 pound catfish to eat, then cutting the wood chipper into bits, cleaning thoroughly with ammonia, and selling the bits for scrap, then I get three days off and only have to work 48 hours next week, and then am back on my regular schedule.
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