- WHAT
- i wouldn’t.
- (pulls out earbud) sorry what was that?
- not if i die for you first
- (stunned silence)
- what–what is that even supposed to mean?? what am i supposed to take from this??
- (narrowed eye look) is this a reference i’m supposed to get
- are you okay? do you need help??
- (looks pointedly @ someone else) well i’m glad someone appreciates me
- thanks!
- what the fuck?
- (quietly mouths with wide eyes) what the fuck
- oh nice i would die for you too but i didn’t know if it was mutual
- (confused and nervous laughter)
- okay.
- who dared you and how much are you getting paid
- are you high right now?
- then die.
y’all are so fuckin ominous you know that
responses to “i would die for you”
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