hey there, it’s me, back on my bullshit again, feel free to ignore me: you know what drives me absolutely buck-fucking-wild about twilight?? the fact that, were it not a literary shitshow, i would have absolutely loved it. like, hell yeah, ancient vampire governments, animal vs. human blood consumption, everything about the werewolves – the premise of twilight is so interesting, but it got wasted on an unhealthy romantic arc and a boring final conflict. we could have had so much, but noooo. ugh.