wodneswynn:

So in the course of my research I’ve learned that in Prague in 2011 they uncovered a grave from the Corded Ware Culture (2900-2350 BC) and a skeleton popped out with broad shoulders and narrow hips, indicating external sexy bits, but oriented north to south, indicating that it was a woman’s grave.

It’s hard to say much of anything for sure about the superstructural culture of illiterate people who lived five thousand years ago, but the Corded Ware peoples were probably Indo-European, and later recorded history does speak of transfeminine ecclesiastical castes in India, Scythia, and Sweden, so it’s fully within the realm of possibility that we’ve exhumed an Elder Queer.

The media apparently ran with it and called it the Gay Caveman Of Prague because of course they did