what am I supposed to do when I’m at work and a customer asks “do you use chip?” and I say “yes but we don’t use salsa” and they don’t even laugh
the first customer I tried this joke on was like the epitome of White Dad™️ and after I said it his face was stoic but his eyes swelled with extreme pride
Fun fact: I work at the Disney Store and we don’t have a chip reader so when people ask if we have a chip I get to say “Nope, he’s off causing trouble with Dale” And the only people who think I’m funny are The Dads™
Published
valar apologist 